Dear Mr. Police Officer Who Pulled Me Over This Morning,

Thank you for showing me the error of my ways. Thank you for asking if I have a speedometer and turn signal. I do. I know I wasn't using them at the time. You had noticed.

Importantly, thank you for only threatening me with $300 worth of tickets. God knows I don't like throwing away money like that.

But most importantly, a HUGE thank you for not searching the vehicle.