Dear Leonardo da Vinci airport security,
The world can breathe a sigh of relief and sleep well tonight. A great danger, once imminent, is now contained and mitigated. Saftey requires care, vigilence, and an indiscriminant eye for delicious foodstuffs, and you, sir, manifested those values with courage.
Bravo.
Missing his jar of Nutella,
Ilia.
Bravo.
Missing his jar of Nutella,
Ilia.
posted by TheThinkingIlia | 9:51 PM
2 Comments:
Dear Ilia,
That nutella was a gel, and you know damn well gels are explosive now. Homeland Security says so.
If we let Nutella on the Plane, the bad guys win,
Brice
As a self-titled chemist (especially when it involves guaranteeing friends that drinking flaming shots is okay), I just want to say fuck you to the guy that decided that liquids, gels, and delicious, chocolatey colloidal suspensions are dangerous... and that solids are not. Yeah. Good one. Asshole. I sure cannot think of any dangerous solids, no siree bob. Ca m'en fait chier, truc de conard.
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