Sunday, September 09, 2007

Dear the other people in my group,

if you have not used the group laptop in the last little while, please feel free to read this message not as accusation, but as a warning for the future.

who in the seven layers of hell broke the goddamn shift keys on this keyboard/1/ and then, after you did it, what lack of a thought process did you go through to just leave them broken/1 do you not use the shift keys/ are you unaware there are keys on the keyboard that require the use of functioning shift keys/ or are you one of those people who can't be bothered to take the three extra seconds it takes to type proper effing english and fills their sentences with lowercase u all over the place, and as such would never have noticed that things like punctuation and quotation marks just don't work.

i'll break your shift keys,
brice

2 Comments:

Blogger Wayfaring Rob said...

The /1's were genius...

11:55 PM  
Blogger DJ Bitterbarn said...

i refuse to not use the shift key just because it doesn't work. that's the first step on the slippery slope to the post about people who use 'u' instead of 'you'.

5:19 PM  

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