Dear MIT,

I know that I do not read the journals as often as I should, but I did not know that I was this behind... When was it discovered that, where CA is Campus Aesthetics, RB is Research Brilliance, and x is an arbitrary constant ~ 0:
CA = x * (1/RB) ^ (a bajillion)

You should totally admit me, though...
Ilia.

PS: A doctoral student who used to be at U of T that I met today called the student body like Eng Sci, but a little worse.