Dear HPS250,

Now, it is a metaphysical myth in the tradition of Karl Popper that Arts & Science students are far more attractive, sociable, well-rounded, and generally do-able than Engineering students, but why you gotta make it so damn obvious? Does the girl sitting next to me really have to be that cute? Do her breasts have to be positioned so perfectly - bra for coarse adjustments, tanktop for fine definition - as to speak directly to the bosom of my imagination?

Whereas Hume argued that experience with repetition has conditioned me to look for generalizations, and Popper retorts that it is inherent response that directs us toward encompassing theory, I would posit instead that I'd fuck her in ass.

With love to all the friends of Dear Blank (especially *),
Ilia.