Dear Falling Off the Face of the Earth,

I know we get along famously and we've had a rather storied history together, but I think it's time that we went our separate ways. How else are people supposed to know I'm still alive? I know that this is all rather sudden and I understand if you're mad at me, I'd be mad too, but with some time, and space, all wounds heal. You wouldn't happen to have Keeping in Touch's number would you?...

-The Admiral