Dear guy who walked out of a The Darkness Video,

I certainly didn't expect you to walk into school.

Kudos for the big hair and rocking the tight, white, skinny jeans. With matching Converses, naturally.

And a big glovetap for leaving me speechless with laughter for a good five minutes by doing nothing but crossing my field of vision. And you have my eternal gratitude for not crossing my path while, you know, I might have been drinking coffee, or eating a cookie or something that might have required somebody to do a Heimlich on me.

Hey, is it ok if I refer to your jeans as "tighty whities?"

Genuinely curious,

Leanne