Dear girl at the photocopier,

Even though it looked like you were having lots of fun carefully sorting and positioning your 20 pages of penned-in-pink-and-purple-sparkly-pen notes, I really needed to photocopy my single sheet (an evaluation form for my presentation in 5 minutes. I was away when the forms got handed out.)

Hence my fidgeting as the photocopier jammed as you fed the pages into it? Maybe it can't stand perfume? Maybe you shouldn't use the sheet feeder for handwriting? Hence also my charging upstairs to frantically click through the course website and not find the PDF I needed. And charging back downstairs.

However, I still can't believe I paid you to get out of my way.

Not handling the morning-after particularly well,

Leanne