Dear Winter,

Stop hogging the spotlight already. Get the fuck out of town.

No, really, I'm serious. While the possibility of giving hypothermia to a whole campus-full of overdrinking, underclad undergraduates was amusing while it lasted, that was sooooo last Friday.

Oh, And take the hockey gods with you. Apparently they don't like me... and I don't like them.

Fed up,

Leanne