Dear Vancouver,
I know that you have this passive-agressive competitive streak against Toronto, but I'm afraid you're just going to have to try harder when it comes to weathering storms. Now, the big T dot is a city that really knows how to freak out at bad weather. They're out there crashing into each other, hoarding food, and resorting to cannibalism to survive.
You? You just moan about the snow and how your chai latte cools off too fast. Seriously, shape up or you'll never be one of the big boys.
Kisses,
Rob
You? You just moan about the snow and how your chai latte cools off too fast. Seriously, shape up or you'll never be one of the big boys.
Kisses,
Rob
posted by Wayfaring Rob | 10:20 PM
2 Comments:
Try to imagine if you will, living in a land where so much snow (frozen rain) falls that it must be SHOVELED off of rooftops because otherwise they will collapse in on themselves do to the weight of the snow.
Yes, it might appear fluffy and light, which is seemingly counterintuitive if it is in fact frozen rain, but do not be fooled.
There is no hoarding out here, because the apocalypse happens constantly for us Saskatchewish.
Cannibalism, though is commonplace.
Just ask yourselves, how did Rob get so smart? Answer: Billy Gulewich wasn't really hit by a train.
Helps with Cancer, too!
-M
RIP Billy, you were too young to be served with fava beans and a nice Chianti... er, die I mean... to young to die...
*cough*
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