Dear my Optometrist,

I think it's more than a coincidence that the person who ensures I have excellent vision is the one person I go to the office to see. You are unbelieveably hot, and as someone who spends their entire day looking at eyes, probably already know I checked to make sure you weren't wearing a wedding ring. Do you do housecalls? Because I have a suspicion that I'm going to need an emergency eye exam on a tropical island for a week.

Seeing you better every time,
-Brice