Dear Vancouver Drivers,
Seriously, what the hell is wrong with you? All of you. I thought Toronto drivers were bad, but they're just plain old aggressive. I thought Victoria drivers were bad, but they're just bad in a slow-driving, stop sign-running old people way. You, however, are bad in an erratic, completely unpredictable, verging on psychotic kind of way.
Seriously, the next time you cut me off or just about hit me, I'm going to beat you with your own Birkenstocks.
Seriously,
Rob
PS: The outraged, blame-filled look you all get on your faces when you just about run into me: do you all learn that in driver's ed or something?
Seriously, the next time you cut me off or just about hit me, I'm going to beat you with your own Birkenstocks.
Seriously,
Rob
PS: The outraged, blame-filled look you all get on your faces when you just about run into me: do you all learn that in driver's ed or something?
posted by Wayfaring Rob | 2:51 PM
2 Comments:
Rob, you might have almost been hit by Renee Zellweger. Apparently she's been causing traffic jams every time she gets behind a wheel in Vancouver: http://www.laineygossip.com/ArticleList.aspx?ID=4626
Well, you know what they say... "You can't trust a woman who used to date a country music star."
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