Dear universe,

You know that classic philosophical quandry, if someone posts on a blog that you used to follow and you're not there to read it, does he still post?

Yeah, I think that I have figured it out...

Woah, Dear Blank, woah.

Love,

Ilia.

PS. Who are all these new people? You know how I feel about change...

PPS. I spent at least a hour defending you from the "Goldilocks theory" of your creation. I fucking hate those people. Odds are not relevant in a sample set of one! 

PPS. When I called your existence in a form that supports life a tautology, it was in a good way. Baby, I swear!