Dear CRTC:

WHAT THE HELL?

You are going to let the most incompetent, arrogant, heads-up-their-ass of all the incompetent, arrogant, heads-up-their-ass telephone companies administer the Do-Not-Call list?

Does it seem like a good idea to give stupid Bell more information about my private life for the privilege of escaping telemarketer hell? They'll probably just call me extra, for kicks.

Why don't we hire cops from the Hells Angels, too? Why don't we vote in the entire Mafia?

Fuck you,

Leanne

(and PS: Frank & Gordon... stop fucking stalking me. I left you a year and a half and two moves ago. You'd think you could take a hint from a girl.)