Dear Toronto Moron,
Congratulations. It's hot. And smoggy. You noticed. You even pointed out to your buddy in the lineup for coffee how this is the hottest and smoggiest June you could remember.
So then why, WHY, did you have to go on to describe how very glad you were to have an air conditioned car, in which to drive the 5 blocks between your house and office every day.
Get off your ASS and WALK, fuckhead! Or take a bus! Or better yet, get a bike and ride the 5 blocks to work! That way, you'd actually be getting some exercise, so you wouldn't have to go on and ON about how you have to get milk in your coffee instead of cream and sweetener instead of sugar because you're watching your waistline and isn't it so hard to find time to exercise when life is so hectic and blah blah blah.
Are you seriously missing the direct correlation between your DRIVING HABITS and the heat and smog in the city (and, for that matter, the size of your ass)?
Seriously getting sick of this shit,
Hannah
So then why, WHY, did you have to go on to describe how very glad you were to have an air conditioned car, in which to drive the 5 blocks between your house and office every day.
Get off your ASS and WALK, fuckhead! Or take a bus! Or better yet, get a bike and ride the 5 blocks to work! That way, you'd actually be getting some exercise, so you wouldn't have to go on and ON about how you have to get milk in your coffee instead of cream and sweetener instead of sugar because you're watching your waistline and isn't it so hard to find time to exercise when life is so hectic and blah blah blah.
Are you seriously missing the direct correlation between your DRIVING HABITS and the heat and smog in the city (and, for that matter, the size of your ass)?
Seriously getting sick of this shit,
Hannah
posted by Hannah | 5:41 PM
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