Dear Blank,

Why do you have to separate things? I mean, you sit between words and you offer blank space, but it's just so divisive. Couldn't you be more like ampersand, or even hyphen? They bring people together. I'm so dissappointed in you, Blank, that I refusetouseblanksintherestofthispost.Theworldcangetalongfinewithoutyou,so- ,untilyougetoveryourself,I'mboycottingallblanks.

Strangely,I'mfinewithlinebreaks,justnotblanks,
Dirk