Dear www.dearblank.blogspot.com,

Your blog is sooo much lamer and more self-indulgent. Having a secret blog that no one knows about is obviously lamesauce... what kind of a sick, perverse, half-assed sociopath would ever do that? And the pink? I, like Superman, love pink as much as the next guy, but, Wow!, that is a lot of pink.

Hoping that one day you will write to me,
Ilia.

(And what is with those creepy anon comments?)