Dear Guys Who Wear Suits To The Club,

Did you see the beautiful Singapore women winking at me, smiling at me, the light touches on the arm, the pressing of bosoms against me while we chatted? Did you?

I'm gonna spell out the lesson here cause I know that though it is stareing you DIRECTLY in the face, you're never gonna see it.

Wife beater.

Class dismissed, chumps.

Yours Truly,

Dale