Dear Canada.com

You are my favourite pile of right-wing rantings masquerading as a legitmiate news source. I am, of course, primarily referring to your (reasonably well-publicized) message boards. How else would I have learned that the proper term for abortion clinic is "abortoir", or that the hidden agenda of all liberals past, present, and future is to destroy society and all the moral right stands for? I'd be lost.

Forever greatful,
Brice