Dear Vietnam

You are just as good the second time around.

Except for the people wanting to sell me marijuana every 5 minutes. I don't remember you being this prolific a year ago. Please stop. Please?

I'll only be able to say no for so long. Then I'll go to Vietnam jail and let's be honest here, no one wants that especially all the pretty girls I'd miss out on.

Forever in blue jeans,

Dale