Dear Twelve Hour Days,

I know we've only been hanging out now for the past few weeks but there's something you need to know. You're not as tough as you think you are. You get me up every morning and it sucks but it's not THAT bad.

You see I had you fooled the entire time. I actually enjoy afternoon naps. Hell, I had two yesterday. One in my truck at lunch and one in between work shifts. I can sleep anywhere.

Listen, you're ok and everything but I really don't know how long we should maintain this relationship. I guess we'll figure it out in the next few months.

You best be steppin',

Dale