Dear 14-year-old girl at Legoland

Put on some clothes. You are far too young to appropriately pull off the "slutty schoolgirl" motif, even if you are of the appropriate age to have the clothing "lying about". Maybe you didn't notice the 30-year-old men looking at you like that. Well, the rest of us did, and it was sort of creepy. And, while you're at it, stop talking. It wasn't helping out your cause at all, and made Ireland as a whole look bad.

So, in summary:
- Put on clothes.
- Shut the hell up.

Amazed your parents let you out like that,
- Brice